You might be an Alaskan if:
You might be an Alaskan if you think tarps are
roofing material.
roofing material.
You might be an Alaskan if this is how you get around (and you have skis, floats and wheels for it.)
You might be an Alaskan if you use this to edge your lawn (mooring lines.)
You might be an Alaskan if you're unabashedly patriotic.
You might be an Alaskan if this is what your yard looks like.
You might be an Alaskan if you think this is a motor home.
You might be an Alaskan if this is where you keep your antlers.
You might be an Alaskan if you believe Alaska is a foreign country.
You might be an Alaskan if this is your house boat.
You might be an Alaskan if you think Tyvek is siding.
You might be an Alaskan if this is your neighbor.
You might be an Alaskan if you believe in these words.
You might be an Alaskan if you use one of these to fish for salmon.
You might be an Alaskan if you are PROUD to wave the stars and stripes.
You might be an Alaskan if you have one of these (plug is for engine block and oil pan heater and the electric blanket for the battery.)
You might be an Alaskan if WalMart has these in their parking lot (electric outlets for your engine block heater, your oil pan heater and the electric blanket wrapped around the your battery.)
You might be an Alaskan if you need a BULL BUMPER.
And this is your boat.
You might be an Alaskan if you call this a mobile home.
You might be an Alaskan if you can legally ride this in town.
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